‘Tis the season for Christmas specials.
I’m not going to lie – even as a grown man, I love watching Christmas specials. Snoopy decorating his dog house. The Grinch folding up the Christmas tree like an umbrella and stuffing it up the chimney. And Frosty the snowman melting in the greenhouse.
A lot of great memories in those shows.
And today, I’m going to mess with one of your Christmas special memories!
My all-time favorite Christmas special is Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. Ever since I was a little kid, I loved Rudolph.
I still do.
It was different then though. We had to wait until the shows came on TV. I think that’s lost on a lot of people today in our world of on-demand streaming. I used to scour the TV guide from our local newspaper beginning in the first week of December (boy, I’m dating myself) eagerly waiting to see Rudolph on the schedule.
Mom always made an event out of it, making me a special Christmas treat – maybe a hot chocolate or apple cider. Sometimes, I even got freshly baked cookies.
Here’s a confession: when I was really little, the abominable snow monster horrified me.
In retrospect, I have to wonder why. Remember when he tipped over? The bottom of his feet looked just like the bottom of my footie pajamas. How did I not notice that? How did I not realize that the abominable was a total fake?
I guess a 5-year-old has limited powers of observation.
But other than being scared of the PJ-footed snow monster, I loved the show as a little kid. And as I said, I still do.
Now, as a guy who writes about gold and silver for a living, I would be remiss if I didn’t mention Yukon Cornelious. As you recall, he wandered the north in search of silver and gold. But I bet you don’t know the whole story behind old Yukon. Because the version most of us watched on TV as kids cut it out.
You’ll recall that when Cornelious meets Rudolph and the elf Hermey, he launched into a dramatic and emphatic introduction.
The name’s Yukon Cornelious, the greatest prospector in the north! And you know, it’s rich with gold! Gold! Gold and silver! Silver and gold! Wahooo!”
He punctuates his greeting by tossing his pickaxe in the air, licking it, and declaring, “Nothin’.”
This pickaxe toss and lick behavior repeat throughout the show. When you stop and think about it, it’s kind of weird. And maybe a little gross. But I never noticed it as a kid. Of course, this is the same kid who didn’t notice the snow monster was wearing footed pajamas.
On a side-note, how did his tongue not freeze to the metal in the frozen arctic?
Anyway, you almost certainly think Yukon was hoping to discover riches in the form of gold and/or silver. That’s certainly the impression the show gives you.
Well, you think wrong!
He’s not looking for gold or silver.
Now for those of you who grew up on network TV, you know that things were often edited for commercials. This was the case with Rudolph. CBS deleted the scene that explains exactly what Yukon was looking for. Rick Goldschmidt wrote a book on Rudolph and calls this “the most significant deleted scene.” An article in the Huffington Post explains what happened.
It comes right after Rudolph guides Santa through the air to the Island of Misfit Toys. Rudolph’s parents, Donner and Mrs. Donner, Rudolph’s girlfriend, Clarice, and Cornelius are featured, while Donner says, ‘That’s my buck!’ finally confirming Rudolph’s dad is no longer ashamed, as Goldschmidt points out. But more illuminating is that the scene finally gives an answer as to why Cornelius kept licking his pickax throughout the special. In this deleted scene, Cornelius throws his ax in the air, lets it strike the ground and then, after licking it as he has been wont to do, declares, ‘Peppermint! What I’ve been searching for all my life! I’ve struck it rich. I’ve got me a peppermint mine … Wahoooo!’”
And here’s the deleted scene. You’re welcome!
Interestingly, if you’re just a tad bit older than I am, you may actually remember the deleted scene. It last aired on TV in 1964. It’s also on the DVD. So, if you have watched it with your kids, you already knew this little secret. And I feel better that I didn’t smash your childhood memories.
Anyway, I get the whole peppermint Christmas motif, but I don’t really like peppermint. I’d rather have chocolate. And let’s be honest, Yukon was a little misguided. I’ll take gold and silver, thank you very much.
On behalf of everybody here at SchiffGold, I wish you a very merry Christmas and a Happy New Year and a wonderful holiday season!
Fun on Friday is a weekly SchiffGold feature. I dig up some of the off-the-wall and off-beat stories relating to precious metals (however loosely) and share them with you – with tongue firmly planted in cheek. The opinions expressed are my own. They are 100% correct – but not necessarily shared by anybody else here – including Peter Schiff. Click here to read other posts in this series.
Get Peter Schiff’s most important gold headlines once per week – click here – for a free subscription to his exclusive weekly email updates.
Interested in learning how to buy gold and buy silver?
Call 1-888-GOLD-160 and speak with a Precious Metals Specialist today!